Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 03, 2015

pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 07, 2019

Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

by JChez11 August 03, 2011

Pooperbate

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).

"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."

by Chad and Jamen September 11, 2008