Vooperbating 

The act of vaping, pooping, and masturbating at the same time.

Wow Gabe is definitely vooperbating in there

Vooperbating by blackcows356 March 18, 2015

vaperbating 

the act of masterbating while hitting the vape

Justin was vaperbating earlier today.

vaperbating by JoGael Piel May 23, 2016

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

mooperbating by Robby H. February 8, 2005

Pooperbating 

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Pooperbating 

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

Pooperbating by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021