moonerbating 

When you catch a fish, buttplug in ass you then to cum in that fish, cook it, then eat it, then spit it out into another fish then feed it to the homeless.

Dude, did you hear payton was caught Moonerbating on the cruise last weekend!

Yea, he was getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with that fish.

moonerbating by Dearah July 15, 2024

Goonerbating 

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goonerbating by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

mooberboating 

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

mooperbating by Robby H. February 8, 2005

Moosterbating 

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

Moosterbating by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020