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moonerbating

When you catch a fish, buttplug in ass you then to cum in that fish, cook it, then eat it, then spit it out into another fish then feed it to the homeless.
Dude, did you hear payton was caught Moonerbating on the cruise last weekend!

Yea, he was getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with that fish.
by Dearah July 15, 2024
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Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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mooberboating

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.
Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.
by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017
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mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
by Robby H. February 8, 2005
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Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates
Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating
by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019
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