moofism

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

moffism

The practice of fandom trolling and/or telling outright lies in interviews in order to whip fans into a frenzy of excitement and completely off-base speculation, for the lols. Named for British television writer Steven Moffat.

That moffism seriously screwed with my head--he told us she wasn't going to do that!

by D0KTAH May 12, 2011

Moffism

The general mind-fuckery associated with watching almost any episode from season five onwards of the new Doctor Who. Written by Steven Moffat and featuring Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams, and Alex Kingston as Dr. River Song, the episodes often leave subtle hints as to what's going on without giving a straight answer until the very end (and sometimes not even then).

Whovian 1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who last night?

Whovian 2: Yeah, that Moffism was intense!

by KitSnicket May 20, 2011

moofish

noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.

"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."

by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

Moonism

Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.

Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.

by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021

Mofoism

It's a statement of slight incredulity with mild bewilderment and grounded, if unevenly, by a slightly off-center perspective.

There's a rumor going around that I have super powers. I did not start it. Well that's a Mofoism if I've ever heard one!

by End_Of_Insanity April 4, 2011

Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.

Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.

by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021