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An awkward comment made by a "moobs" a person who enjoys making situations uncomfortable by their sayings. An example would be someone like J-Writ
The following would be considered moobisms:

"If they want it they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands"

"I don't wanna fuck with my uterus"

"We go both ways...If you know what I mean..."

"I'm afraid of ketchup"

ETC.
moobism by javier menendez November 15, 2007
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Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.
Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.
Moonism by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021
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Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.
Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.
Moo Mooism by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021
When you do one word per post or text while fondling or performing felatio.
Asshat "Hey"
Asshat "guys"
Asshat "what's"
Asshat "going"
Scott "PI'll the dick out your mouth and finish a thought, you moobish speaking mfer"
Moobish by Kong's used plug April 8, 2016
A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!
**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple
Something or a series of somethings that may or may not be true, that are twisted in such a fashion as to present a dishonest view or views. Mastered by Michael Moore in his latest distortionary
FAHRENHEIT 9/11, The national debt is bigger then ever (but is actually a smaller pecentage of GDP)
Moorism by Truuth December 4, 2004
To describe a mood
Life can be sort of moodism] lately.
moodism by Katy Lence December 24, 2019
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