Convert

The process of turning a girl you've just met, or don't know well into a hook-up in the course of a night.

Nick: I met this sexy-ass bittie the other night at Starbucks and we walked around for a little while.

Joey: Did you convert on her?

Nick: Yeah I got dome in the back of my car!

Al: I converted on this girl I met at Melanie's party.

by kJoey May 19, 2009

convert

1.) When a person who is devouted on their religion, tries to press their beliefs on others hoping they will join the religion

2.) Hypocrits i.e. Republicans who walk around telling people their going to hell unless they become part of their religion (when they themselves are sinners)

Christian Man: knocks on door
Jewish Man: opens the door and says "hello?"

Christian Man: "Hi! i'm from the christian chruch down the street."

Jewish Man: "And?"

Christian Man: "I came here to tell you that your worshipping the wrong religion, Jesus was our messiah and we messengers of God think that you should convert or else when you die you'll go to hell where your worse nightmares will true and suffer extreme pain for all eternity...... won't you please join the gospel"?

Jewish Man: Slams door and locks it

by Da Master K July 3, 2006

Convert

People of low class who change religion to Christianity for the sake of money.

Wow. He drives a big car, should be wealthy.
Yeah. Sure. He is a convert.

by Realisten June 3, 2018

convert the native

To masturbate.

Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.

Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!

by ChewableAvb July 7, 2017

Convert Bitch

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind

"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."

by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009

convert to flirt

When a person (usually a guy) joins a religious group (usually Christian) so he can date the wholesome people of the opposite gender (usually girls).

Also the response to flirt to convert

I want to date wholesome Christian girls. Guess I need to convert to flirt.

by bread2 March 20, 2018

Flirt to Convert

The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.

by K-Dizzile January 22, 2008