moochmaster 

1) A sly cunning individual who has obtained a great status from "mooching" and making a fine living from doing so.

2) Also can be used as a term for a person who allows select individuals to knowingly mooch off of them but in return has authority to bark out orders whenever he feels he does not want to do a certain task.

1:)If I didnt know any better I would say that the life of a moochmaster is a rather fine way to live, always depending on someone else to cover your ass.

2:) The moochmaster made sure that his little mooches did not go hungry during the cold winter months.

moochmaster by Telly_152 January 24, 2009

Moochmaker 

A person who turns other people into mooches. Most likely a push over, this person will probably have some amount of wealth or be rich enough to afford other people bum or mooch off of them. Because this person doesn't mind being mooched off of, the people who go to them for help will likely create a recurring pattern of going to this person, in the end becoming permanent mooches thereby making the person being mooched off of a moochmaker.

Daniel is such a moochmaker for letting people borrow money from him all the time.

mooch maker

Moochmaker by Moochmaker July 30, 2010

moochmate 

A jobless, alcoholic roommate where YOU provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the SOB, without receiving a dime from them. Typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.

No, he's not my visiting brother-in-law, he's our moochmate; been here 2 years.

moochmate by Makooch February 23, 2014

Moochmate 

A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.

Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.

Moochmate by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010

MechMaster621 

Imbecile child who thinks it is funny to add lewd definitions of people he has distaste towards, and is then too chickenshit to name himself as the source, so he/she cites other persons.

Stop being a MechMaster621, it's embarrassing everybody in the room. *blushes*

MechMaster621 by R4wk3R April 7, 2005