Coochmastery

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

by Kleezy March 13, 2010

Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.

Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.

by Sed November 10, 2005

Coothmaster

A boy with the unparalleled gift of hustle, unstoppable charm, clinical swagger and a devilish poetic mouth.

This boy is able to get with some of finest girls and is a killer when it comes to sweet talking. He is usually classified as a slayer.

Did you see Lloyd today? He literally stole the girls from their dates with just a few words. Lloyd is a coothmaster.

by Lloyd The Coothmaster November 15, 2016

Couchmaster

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008