monkeyhole 

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

suck monkeyhole 

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

suck monkeyhole by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.

Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!

monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011

donkeyhole

a phrase used by concrete company employees to curse without cursing, by using "donkey" as a synonym for "ass."

Those idiotic donkeyholes don't know how to order concrete, much less finish it!

donkeyhole by Todd Winkler August 15, 2006

moneyholic 

To be Obsessed with MONEY! OR MONEY RELATED ITEMS. . .

CAN BECOME EXTREMELY ANNOYING TO FRIENDS

Tyson:Hey Giuseppe can Borrow a Dollar I Want a FlavH2o

Giuseppe:NO YOU'RE BECOMING A MONEYHOLIC! get some help dude.

moneyholic by Tyson Giuseppe February 7, 2009