Pitoyable's definitions
Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.
by Pitoyable May 2, 2005
Get the ain'tmug. n. A transvestite is a man or woman who wears clothing of the opposite sex. Unlike the drag queen or draq king where the person is homosexual, a transvestite can be gay or straight.
Many tranvestites have a love of a particular type of clothing of the opposite sex, usually brought on by happy childhood memories of it.
*Not to be confused with the transsexual.
Many tranvestites have a love of a particular type of clothing of the opposite sex, usually brought on by happy childhood memories of it.
*Not to be confused with the transsexual.
by pitoyable July 15, 2008
Get the transvestitemug. A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
*see monkeyhole
Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
Get the monkeybonemug. The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.
by Pitoyable May 2, 2005
Get the drag queenmug. A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
by Pitoyable May 2, 2005
Get the beyotchmug. *see monkeyhole
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
Get the suck monkeyholemug. 
Get the queermug.