When your asshole gets so blocked that when you finally shit, it burns the mother fucking shit out of it, it jets out with the same force as a small Malaysian child being crushed by a 40 story building, it ends up breaking your toilet and then when you stand up, shivering from what came out of you, blood starts to stream from your anus, down your leg and onto the floor, you start crying as your mum runs in telling you, your grandmother was hit by a semi-truck, with just you crying on the floor in a puddle of blood while a black hole of shit sits in the toilet.

So my Doctor told me to avoid heroin as it can give me Extremely Violent Shitting

Extremely Violent Shitting by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019

extremely careless

Regular citizen definition: grossly negligent (i.e. criminal)

Hillary Clinton definition: presidential

Person 1: Dude, the FBI Director just said that Hillary Clinton was extremely careless in handling highly classified information. But I guess they're not recommending any charges be made.

Person 2: Extremely careless - doesn't that basically mean she was grossly negligent? I thought that gross negligence in transmitting classified information is prosecutable under the Espionage Act. Sounds like she should be considered a criminal.

Person 1: Nah bro, that just means she's considered presidential material.

extremely careless by jamescomey July 8, 2016

extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.

*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

extremely adept matter accreter by Nicholas D September 25, 2008

Extremely Normal

A cult like body of people aware of the excessive changes that have taken place in recent times contributing to the "new normal" which is apparently extreme. Extremely normal followers are not scared of change and, in fact, embrace it

I can't belive all that crazy stuff has happened to you - it must be the new normal - Extremely normal

Extremely Normal by Lurchie April 1, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026