momtard 

n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.

I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.

momtard by jennirose June 26, 2009

mombarded 

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.

20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.

mombarded by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

mom tard 

a young adult who dont work and lives with mom

he is still a mom tard

mom tard by jo pig February 3, 2014

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

Moptard 

An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!

Moptard by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012