To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.
"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."
by Humph March 15, 2008
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Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.
80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.
by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005
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An early type of one-or-two-man artillery that could be easily moved from place to place. It fired small explosives at short ranges to take out enemy positions, often before the main troops attacked. It was found commonly during World War II.
The soldier used a mortar to blast the Nazis.
by Nicolai February 15, 2004
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When a women farts and it is very loud and smelly
Did you hear that?
Yeah, that bitch let out a mortar.
by LIAM CURRAN January 6, 2005
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Adj. Used to describe a very hot day.
The opposite of brick (i.e. It's fucking brick outside!)
It's so fucking mortar outside right now you could boil vagina juice.
by Rommel (see Rommel) April 22, 2005
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Verb. Act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. A group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. They cut his penis off and force it up his rectum by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. Upon insertion each guy takes turns "breach loading" him, i.e; kicking him in the ass several times. See: Breaching or 105ing. (One Oh-fiving)
Jenn got raped by this guy in her algebra class and her boyfriend had found out. He and the posse apprehended the attacker after school then proceeded to MORTAR his ass in the schoolyard.
by Howitzer Unit August 3, 2004
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when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.
I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.
by trufflemuffins23 November 1, 2019
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