Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

Mortard

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Mortard

Half retard and Half moron

Rose stop being a mortard!

by Lukey's fairytale February 07, 2015

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

Mortard

A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.

Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.

by Tuna Tickler May 27, 2021

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011