mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Mortard 

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

Mortard by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

mortard 

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

mortard by Khandali July 15, 2011

Mortard 

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

Mortard by Kiko December 17, 2003

Mortard 

Half retard and Half moron

Rose stop being a mortard!

Mortard by Lukey's fairytale February 7, 2015

Mortard 

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

Mortard by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

Mortard 

A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.

Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.

Mortard by Tuna Tickler May 27, 2021