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An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!
Moptard by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012
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A less offensive way of saying you are stupid.

Micah: Hey, I failed my permit test.

Nathan: You absolute Moptard!
If you drop out of school, you are considered a Moptard.
Moptard by ImVenom April 25, 2025
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A muptard is someone who is a cross between a muppet and a retard.
I can't believe you just did that, you muptard!
muptard by Lil Bee June 12, 2006
Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4
Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base
mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014
Miptard is a retarded midget
David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop
Miptard by Detcare December 28, 2018
Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.
Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008
Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.
Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006
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