An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!
Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!
Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!
by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012
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