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An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!
Moptard by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012
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A less offensive way of saying you are stupid.

Micah: Hey, I failed my permit test.

Nathan: You absolute Moptard!
If you drop out of school, you are considered a Moptard.
Moptard by ImVenom April 25, 2025
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Miptard is a retarded midget
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Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
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Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.
Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006