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momistitute

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.
"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."
by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005
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monstitute

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster
Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute
by papaganoshka May 23, 2010
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mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005
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molestitute

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.
1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
by Honey Bell January 12, 2006
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mostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"
by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008
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Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.
"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."
by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009
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moistitude

A feeling or state where a large amount of moisture has been left as a residue
Pam had spent so much of her night dancing her ass off she was now experiencing full body moistitude
by Motherairam November 17, 2019
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