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monstitute 

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster
Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute
monstitute by papaganoshka May 23, 2010

mallstitute 

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!
Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.
mallstitute by spin sycle October 6, 2006

molestimate 

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.
molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

molestigate 

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

mostitute 

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

mallstitute 

Young girls who hang out at the mall and trade sex acts for high-end merchandise.
"That mallstitute totally offered me a handjob for that Fendi handbag!"
mallstitute by Raches April 7, 2007