moistitude

A feeling or state where a large amount of moisture has been left as a residue

Pam had spent so much of her night dancing her ass off she was now experiencing full body moistitude

by Motherairam November 17, 2019

monstitute

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster

Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute

by papaganoshka May 23, 2010

mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

momistitute

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.

"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."

by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005

motitude

Motivation is the force that drives you forward, Attitude is the angle you choose to ride that force. Having all the motivation in the world without the right attitude will not help you to move forward. Having the best Attitude in the world will not help you move forward with out any Motivation. What's your Motitude?

Check your Motitude, realign and achieve greatness!!!

by Periangelo November 28, 2013

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009