moistitude
Pam had spent so much of her night dancing her ass off she was now experiencing full body moistitude
moistitude by Motherairam November 17, 2019
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monstitute
monstitute by papaganoshka May 23, 2010
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mostitute
Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.
Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005
mostitute
mostitute by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008
momistitute
momistitute by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005
motitude
Motivation is the force that drives you forward, Attitude is the angle you choose to ride that force. Having all the motivation in the world without the right attitude will not help you to move forward. Having the best Attitude in the world will not help you move forward with out any Motivation. What's your Motitude?
motitude by Periangelo November 28, 2013
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Momstitute by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009
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