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A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster
Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute
by papaganoshka May 23, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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