molestican 

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

molestimate 

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

molesbian 

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.

(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.

molesbian by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

Molestia 

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

Molestia by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestigate 

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

molestigate by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."

Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!

MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008