molesbian 

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.

(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.

molesbian by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

milesbian 

The act of being obsessed with Miley Cyrus, so much so that people think you are a lesbian. However, since you are not attracted to any other girl besides Miley, you are a milesbian. This word also applies to people who love Miley for the sole purpose of staring at her legs, and are completely turned off by her music and personality.

Holy shit, did you see Miley at the MMVA's this year... her legs were so hot they got me becoming a milesbian.

milesbian by FYTeaParty July 6, 2010

mesbian 

A man with feminine qualtiies who still likes women, or, to put it more crudely, a male lesbian.

Dang, that kid is such a mesbo. I hate how all the ladies hang on him.

mesbian by rtil July 13, 2005

moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

Mossbian by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011

Molestia 

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

Molestia by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

Morebian 

Morebian: a persuasion of sexuality which is often posited in opposition to lesbianism but in actuality is likewise characterized by an undying affection for the female reproductive organs. Where morebianism differs from lesbianism is in its inclusivity. Morebians will, and do, attempt to procreate with individuals possessing any reproductive organ, individuals without reproductive organs, even objects which are not individuals at all. I short - morebianism is an extension and not an opposition to lesbianism.

Orgy was ok, two lesbians, one self hating gay dude, and four non-binary treefuckers. I’m the only one who fucked everyone - perks of being a morebian!

Morebian by Dlindh June 20, 2019