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molestigate 

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique
I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.
molestigate by Aly A. June 1, 2007

molestimate 

Do estimate how many one has molested.
The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.
molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

molestitute 

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.
1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
molestitute by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

molestibation

the act of unwillingly molesting ones self in his or her sleep
molestibation can be fun unless you drown in your own fluids during nocturnal emission
molestibation by frekkle November 8, 2003

Molestorate 

The combonation of the words molest and violate. often used in a comidical fashion.
Steve molestorated his girlfriend.
Molestorate by justin weigle December 12, 2005

MOLESTERGATE 

The act of a pedophile weighing options on which child pray to molest.
That dirty old pedophile is molestergateingthose children . He has been running the mostlergation for weeks! And the main mostergated child became petafullishish.
And the pedophile said to the child as they were walking into the forest "you think you're scared I got to walk out of here alone!"
MOLESTERGATE by Jimber N ambee January 30, 2018
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