MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."

Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!

MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008

molestabation 

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

molestabation by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

moleskava 

Another way to say hello

"Moleskava, how are you doing today?"

moleskava by Lindsey Porter January 4, 2016

molestaraphobia 

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

molestaraphobia by Ya....no September 8, 2020

molestaurant 

A family friendly restaurant where kids eat for free

Hey kids do you wanna go to the molestaurant? Wear something sexy!

Oh dad not again!

molestaurant by TastyPandas August 29, 2020

molestican 

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molesta-van 

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.

Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!

Molesta-van by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008