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Beer Run

1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."

2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."

3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."

2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."

3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
by JamesBeam November 17, 2011
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.
Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.
by JamesBeam November 19, 2010
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Hashtagging

Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."
"We were bored & nothing was on TV, so Becky and I spent the evening #hashtagging
by JamesBeam October 17, 2010
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LeBronfire

The act of setting fire to all merchandise, keepsakes, and/or souvenirs related to LeBron James, after he abandons Cleveland for Miami.
Cleveland Fan #1: Man, I am so depressed. I can't believe LeBron left Cleveland.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.
by JamesBeam July 11, 2010
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All Up Under the Covers Day

The day after Mother's Day.

Because every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night.
"This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."

--Lonely Island
by JamesBeam May 8, 2010
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WWJT

What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
by JamesBeam April 3, 2010
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