To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
by JamesBeam March 12, 2010
Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
by JamesBeam March 03, 2010
The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 04, 2011
by JamesBeam April 03, 2010
An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 07, 2010
"This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."
--Lonely Island
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."
--Lonely Island
by JamesBeam May 08, 2010
An abbreviation for Conference USA. Still a mouthful to say, because the creators of the conference gave it such a stupid name.
Ed: You know, it takes just as long to say C-USA as it does Conference USA. Why couldn't they have a one- or two-syllable name like EVERY OTHER freaking NCAA conference?
Ted: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
Ted: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
by JamesBeam December 04, 2009