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by JamesBeam April 3, 2010
Get the WWJTmug. An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 7, 2010
Get the MLSmug. 1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."
2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."
3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."
3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."
2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."
3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."
3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
by JamesBeam November 17, 2011
Get the Beer Runmug. mo-LEZ-bee-uhn
(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
by JamesBeam December 30, 2009
Get the molesbianmug. by JamesBeam November 19, 2010
Get the Fucking a Dead Horsemug. Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."
by JamesBeam October 17, 2010
Get the Hashtaggingmug. An abbreviation for Conference USA. Still a mouthful to say, because the creators of the conference gave it such a stupid name.
Ed: You know, it takes just as long to say C-USA as it does Conference USA. Why couldn't they have a one- or two-syllable name like EVERY OTHER freaking NCAA conference?
Ted: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
Ted: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
by JamesBeam December 4, 2009
Get the C-USAmug.