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by JamesBeam November 19, 2010
Get the Fucking a Dead Horse mug.The act of setting fire to all merchandise, keepsakes, and/or souvenirs related to LeBron James, after he abandons Cleveland for Miami.
Cleveland Fan #1: Man, I am so depressed. I can't believe LeBron left Cleveland.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.
by JamesBeam July 11, 2010
Get the LeBronfire mug."This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."
--Lonely Island
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."
--Lonely Island
by JamesBeam May 8, 2010
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(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
by JamesBeam December 30, 2009
Get the molesbian mug.To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
by JamesBeam March 12, 2010
Get the mob up mug.The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
Get the Tyson Zone mug.Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."
by JamesBeam October 17, 2010
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