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Definitions by Salmndr

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."
Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!
MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008