Molesticon

A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans

Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!

by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003

molestious

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

by theMothershed July 7, 2011

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molesticleese

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese

"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Molestic

a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest

"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"

by walmsley12 October 27, 2009

molestacore

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world

"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"

by yoo no November 11, 2003