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molestious 

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.
molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011

molesticle 

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestican 

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.
Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!
molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molesticleese 

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese
"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"
Molesticleese by Booby November 5, 2004
a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest
"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"
Molestic by walmsley12 October 27, 2009

molestacore 

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world
"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"
molestacore by yoo no November 11, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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