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Molesticon

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A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans
Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!
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molestious 

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Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.
molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011

molesticle 

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The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
molesticle by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestican 

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A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.
Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!
molestican by syrup828 September 25, 2004

Molesticleese 

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Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese
"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"
Molesticleese by Booby November 5, 2004

Molestic

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a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest
"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"
Molestic by walmsley12 October 27, 2009

molestacore 

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Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world
"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"
molestacore by yoo no November 11, 2003
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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