moldoe

Nasty greenish substance that grows where a part of the body has been cut off/ removed/ amputated.

Sean has a nasty case of moldoe on his foot.

by Lauren Jean August 7, 2005

Moldofsky

A father with Polish origins. Married man, with kids and dog. His hair is typically balding and he has a massive pot belly.

P1: WOW! You’re such a Moldofsky
P2: *rolls blunt* Aw thanks man!

by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moldova

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.

John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme

by datsacow November 4, 2018

Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019

Molders

A word that simply means nothing at all and can be used in any way, shape or form, fuck it even a verb.

Ryan was moldering in the park.

Chris molders himself to sleep.

Zach went moldering with Jared and moldered a lot molders.

Dominic and Mr Garrison moldered to hard last night.

by Mr Dunbar June 24, 2014

Moldem

Woody turton

Woody is a massive moldem

by Sam_Atkinson_01 October 10, 2023