Turton

An area of villages and countryside inbetween Bolton, Bury, Darwen and Rossendale in Lancashire, England.
Includes, Egerton, Belmont, Edgworth, Chapeltown, Bromley Cross, Bradshaw and Eagley.

Yeah, I got off the train at Entwistle station in Turton

by j-dawg444 July 15, 2011

jack turton

A boy who loves a girl v much oofoofoof pure love
also likes pew pew games
Says LUL way too much
Also likes to abuse whatever power he has

Stop Abusing Jack Turton!

by Lockstrq January 17, 2018

Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

turbonium

The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??

Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.

by Jacob Miller May 17, 2006

turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

by DaddyG August 6, 2012

stutton the tutton

Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.

-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.

-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!

by Stubernic June 12, 2009

turbonegro

1) Turbonegro is an awesome band from Norway which tries to combine the best of heavy metal, rock and punk music into a non-politically-correct version of punk, and does.
2) A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. Turbonegro the band refers to themselves as his prophet.

1) Turbonegro is a awesome band from Norway.
2) That Turbonegro looks like he is going to kill someone.

by Useff June 6, 2005