Woody

A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.

Woody: *demos opponent*

Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”

Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*

Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*

by white_brownie July 31, 2021

Woody

Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!

"Who's that boy?"
"Oh, that's Woody, he's so attractive!"

by MaeXoXo December 24, 2018

Woody

the best person you’ll ever meet he is sweet kind considerate and not to mention extremely hot if you ever get a chance with him you will be treated like a queen and he will constantly tell you how much you mean to him but make sure you look after him he’s one of the best boys you will ever meet and you don’t want to loose him

girl out for my man: omg is that woody??
me: YEH AND HES MINE SO BACK OFF

by nobobybabs February 08, 2019

Woody

1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".

1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!

by johnsmith July 09, 2003

Woody

A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot

gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"

by peachhhhhh January 25, 2009

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 23, 2003

Woody

1. Hard Cock

2. A Wooden Rollercoaster, Woodie

3. For Some Reason, The Word With The Most "Thumbs Up" on uRbaAN DICTIONARY

4. My Fucking Name!

1. Hmm, Now All I Need to do is Find a Way to Make My Woody a Bit Bigger... I Know! Steroids!

2. I'll Take my Bitch on the new Woody, Then Maybe She'll Finally Put Out!

3. Son of a Bitch has more Votes then Me...

4. Again, my name is not .Woody., It's Woody. Get rid of the period used as a prefix, thats my Screen Name.

by .Woody. January 24, 2008