missive

A quickly dashed F-U, meant to set the rciever in his/ her place.

I'm out of the office until Monday, August 21st. I'll gladly respond to your missive when I return.

missive by ccwritier August 18, 2006

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't

The missile by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019

drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

drift missile by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014

Kersal Massive 

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.

C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"

Kersal Massive by voltayD June 6, 2013

milk missiles 

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

milk missiles by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Big up the massive 

This means big up the boys if you all in a crowd you all shout big up the massive and everyone knows that you have arrived to the party

Oi Martin big up the massive

Big up the massive by misterrrjosh November 18, 2019