JohnstonGuy's definitions

milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

mom butt

Unflattering description of an older woman's big, fat, lumpy, out-of-shape, cellulite butt.

Dude, your new ho has a big, fat mom butt.

by JohnstonGuy August 24, 2005

sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 28, 2005

pussy cheese

Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.

Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.

by JohnstonGuy June 15, 2005

lead butt

Slow, lazy sack of shit.

1. That dude is a big fat lead butt.

2. Your kid needs to get the lead out of his butt and move faster.

by JohnstonGuy June 30, 2005

pink telephone

Used to describe female masturbation and orgasm as used in the phrase, "I dialed 'O' on the pink telephone."

I was so horny last night that I fired up my vibrator and dialed "O" on the pink telephone.

by JohnstonGuy November 27, 2005

high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.

Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.

by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004