mindfap

Mindfap, to imagine fapping to the thought of having sex with a girl.

Theo mindfaps all the time, he has no chance of ever getting laid.

by lolmattgg September 16, 2010

Mindfact

(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.

place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.

by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011

mindfart

A sporadic, random and unintended remark discharged orally as a result of the mind's need to facilitate a release of bottled up thoughts.

Her proclamation was a mindfart and made no sense whatsoever.

by Justified Existence October 22, 2004

Mindrape

Involuntary insertion of information into another's brain. specifically on a topic they will not understand. AKA involuntary mind fuck.

we mindraped those guys with our talk of hypercubes and extradimensional space.

by Danny Pagano April 27, 2008

Mindcap

The sexiest, hottest, and funniest Geometry Dash influencer on all platforms, especially on Twitter. He is known to be a pyramid and a pharaoh through different times of history. He has ratio'd key members of GD twitter various times.

GD Player 1: OMG is that Mindcap???

GD Player 2: Wow he's even hotter irl!!

GD Player 1: I am now pyramidsexual.

by MindcapSimp September 16, 2022

mindrape

Any thought,image,or idea that is mentally disturbing,and you don't want it in your mind.Thus,the idea is raping your mind.(Invented my my friends and I)

See dmi.

1:"Dude,stop giving me mindrape!It's not cool!"
2:Jim and Sarah were talking about their english teacher,but Thomas got mindrape and started banging his head repeatedly on a desk.

by Mizzy July 10, 2006

mindrape

A phrase defining the professional skills of actors and players and people who work in the media.
Great example is the movie Inception, and most scientologists.

I've been a victim of mindrape for nine years by these people. I just want to die and stay dead - Al

by ali-bye RIP June 7, 2011