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Mindfap, to imagine fapping to the thought of having sex with a girl.
Theo mindfaps all the time, he has no chance of ever getting laid.
mindfap by lolmattgg September 16, 2010
Words you can keep
(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.
place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.
Mindfact by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011

mindfart 

A sporadic, random and unintended remark discharged orally as a result of the mind's need to facilitate a release of bottled up thoughts.
Her proclamation was a mindfart and made no sense whatsoever.
mindfart by Justified Existence October 22, 2004

Mindrape 

Involuntary insertion of information into another's brain. specifically on a topic they will not understand. AKA involuntary mind fuck.
we mindraped those guys with our talk of hypercubes and extradimensional space.
Mindrape by Danny Pagano April 27, 2008
The sexiest, hottest, and funniest Geometry Dash influencer on all platforms, especially on Twitter. He is known to be a pyramid and a pharaoh through different times of history. He has ratio'd key members of GD twitter various times.
GD Player 1: OMG is that Mindcap???

GD Player 2: Wow he's even hotter irl!!

GD Player 1: I am now pyramidsexual.
Mindcap by MindcapSimp September 16, 2022

mindrape 

Any thought,image,or idea that is mentally disturbing,and you don't want it in your mind.Thus,the idea is raping your mind.(Invented my my friends and I)

See dmi.
1:"Dude,stop giving me mindrape!It's not cool!"
2:Jim and Sarah were talking about their english teacher,but Thomas got mindrape and started banging his head repeatedly on a desk.
mindrape by Mizzy July 10, 2006

mindrape 

A phrase defining the professional skills of actors and players and people who work in the media.
Great example is the movie Inception, and most scientologists.
I've been a victim of mindrape for nine years by these people. I just want to die and stay dead - Al
mindrape by ali-bye RIP June 7, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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