proclamation 

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

proclamation by boxit January 1, 2014

(Proclamation mark)/. 

A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.

"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."

(Proclamation mark)/. by G-Mann June 19, 2019

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

Masturbation Proclamation 

a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class

Masturbation Proclamation by Krisspuff April 16, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation 

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

Masterbation Proclamation by woundtight September 25, 2011

Masturbation Proclamation 

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.

"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"

Masturbation Proclamation by Christmas cruises October 5, 2017

urination proclamation 

a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing

"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"

urination proclamation by S McS June 17, 2007