mindfart

A sporadic, random and unintended remark discharged orally as a result of the mind's need to facilitate a release of bottled up thoughts.

Her proclamation was a mindfart and made no sense whatsoever.

by Justified Existence October 22, 2004

mindfart

A long and drawn out version of something simple.

We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.

by Eric July 15, 2003

Mindfact

(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.

place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.

by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011

mind-fart

When you know what you were about to write down or say... Only to forget it and loose all train of thought.

Verb - stemming from the root idea of a fart being "just air and nothing good coming out"

"I was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart"

by Kt3 November 15, 2007

mincfart

When one farts whilst playing Minecraft.

A word used as slang for really cool gamers who play Minecraft. (like me and Ella) :
Pog.

Let’s play mincfart

by anonymous April 15, 2021