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mindfart 

A long and drawn out version of something simple.
We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.
mindfart by Eric July 15, 2003
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(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.
place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.
Mindfact by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011
When you know what you were about to write down or say... Only to forget it and loose all train of thought.

Verb - stemming from the root idea of a fart being "just air and nothing good coming out"
"I was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart"
mind-fart by Kt3 November 15, 2007

mincfart 

When one farts whilst playing Minecraft.

A word used as slang for really cool gamers who play Minecraft. (like me and Ella) :]
Pog.
Let’s play mincfart
mincfart by anonymous April 15, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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