Mindfact

(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.

place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.

Mindfact by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011

mindfart 

A sporadic, random and unintended remark discharged orally as a result of the mind's need to facilitate a release of bottled up thoughts.

Her proclamation was a mindfart and made no sense whatsoever.

mindfart by Justified Existence October 22, 2004

mindfart 

A long and drawn out version of something simple.

We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.

mindfart by Eric July 15, 2003