miltose

someone or something that is extremely ugly or lame.

"DAMN! That chick is miltose!"

"this class is miltose."

miltose by mallorizzle dizzle September 16, 2005

Miltos 

Miltos is one of the nicest people you will ever meet he cares about others and he tries to never let anyone down, he also loves memes and is an overall funny guy and cool with every one

Someone: Dou you want to go out today

Me: Of course but don't forget Miltos

Miltos by Michael Ishaia September 27, 2020

Miltoned 

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.

Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!

Miltoned by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Slobodan Milosevic 

- A socialist leader of the Republic of Serbia from 1989 to 1996, and leader of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia from 1997 to 2001. He is accused of Crimes Against Humanity and Genocide against the Bosniak, Croatian, and Albanian population throughout the 1990's and died in the custody of the International Tribunal for The Former Yugoslavia in the Hague in 2006.

Slobodan Milosevic was accused of war crimes in Bosnia in the early 90's.

Slobodan Milosevic by Accatt2204 December 11, 2013

Milkosexual/Milkoromantic 

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)

"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"

Milkosexual/Milkoromantic by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

milosexual 

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.

Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.

milosexual by meep_meep June 24, 2016

Slobodan Milosevich 

Chief protector of Serbian culture in particular, and Western culture in general. A man who should be canonized for his attacks against the Muslim threat.

Slobodan Milosevich is a saint.

Slobodan Milosevich by Iblisatan January 29, 2007