milfosexual

1. one who is only attracted to their friends' hot moms. Inspired most notably by the Sean Connery character in SNL celebrity jeopardy, where Connery repeatedly implies he is having sex with Trebek's apparently whorish mother. Coined by Posterson.
2. a term used to describe people obsessed with making jokes about one's mother

Alex: "Man, I had such a rough time today..." (interrupted)

Chris: "Your mom took it rough with me last night!"

Alex: "Man you're so full of it..."

Chris: "Just like your mom was full of my cock!"

Alex: "Wow, what a douche, why don't you go fuck yourself bitch."

Chris: "Well she was going to until I showed up and told that skank to take it."

Alex: "You're such a milfosexual, fuck off."

by Scotty Con Queso December 21, 2007

minhosexual

Only being attracted to Minho, who is a member of the kpop group stray kids.

Person 1 : "Want to be my girlfriend/boyfriend?"

Person 2 : "Sorry, I'm minhosexual.

by lxvelyhyunjin October 18, 2020

Mofosexual

Basically, a variation of the word homosexual or heterosexual used to describe a person that is only sexually attracted to mother fuckers.

Bobby is such a mofosexual!

by IronMielke March 15, 2010

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

Minhosexual

Someone who is in love with Minho from The Maze Runner series.

Person 1: Hey! Whats your Sexuality?
Person 2: I'm Minhosexual!!!

by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021

Milfsexual

Someone who feels strong sexual attraction to milfs/cougars. Milfsexuals prefer older women to younger women as sexual partners. Milfsexual pride day is June 15th.

“Oh I don’t fuck younger chicks bro- I’m strictly into milfs. I’m a milfsexual.”

by Simpmorelikeshrimp June 8, 2020

malfoysexual

When your sexually attracted to a malfoy. E.g Lucius, Narcissa and Draco.

Pansey:ooooohh Draco looks hot today!

Blaise:uhhh are you malfoysexual

Pansey:I think so 😻

by IzzyMalfoy December 29, 2020