mikropaus 

because macro's aren't allowed

take a mikropaus.

mikropaus by IWANTTOFDIE December 12, 2018

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

microcause 

A small cause that, although seemingly insignificant, will vibrate, or bitbrate, with other microcauses, causing huge unforeseen consequences.

Don't be still.. if we all microcause at will, change will come eventually.

microcause by bigyupo June 12, 2011

Mitopause 

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.

I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!

Mitopause by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019

The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

The Micropussy by popegaynor June 30, 2022

Micropussy 

a pussy that is sewed tight so a cock cant fit but it looks like a very small pussy that cannot fit a cock

my dick doesn't fit in you, got a micropussy?

Micropussy by queedeworder December 17, 2021

Macropausing 

1. Stop an activity or process to do a conversation elsewhere

2. Continuously stop an activity or process for a considerable time (10 seconds to two minutes probably)

"Stuart kept on macropausing during his presentation."

Macropausing by cookiesinparis December 14, 2023