micropaul

Rougly the appropriate amount of flux to use when microsoldering SMD components.

Preheat the board, apply a micropaul of flux around the chip, and using a knife tip, drag a bead of solder over the legs

by Hagledesperado February 24, 2025

micropussy

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

by chxndler February 10, 2021

microphallophobia

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

Microphilia

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

micropanic

to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.

I responded to my coworker's email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when I thought I had selected "reply all" and sent to my boss as well. I quickly realized I had only sent it to her.

I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.

by meltoddy August 7, 2009

Microphallus

1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.

1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004