micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

Micropussy 

a pussy that is sewed tight so a cock cant fit but it looks like a very small pussy that cannot fit a cock

my dick doesn't fit in you, got a micropussy?

Micropussy by queedeworder December 17, 2021

The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

The Micropussy by popegaynor June 30, 2022

micropups 

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."

micropups by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

micropiss 

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

micropiss by CAMRA man January 12, 2014

Macropuss 

when a man or woman's promiscuous behavior forces them to jump into a new social group.

Origin from the Macrpus family (Kangaroo's) known for ability to Jump due to fast twitch muscles and over sexual and aggressive nature.

Looks like all the girls in my neighborhood know how much of a manhore I am, forced to macropuss again.

Tonya is such a slut, she macropusses all the time though so nobody really knows.

Looks like I macropussed myself outta the west side of town

Macropuss by lull and troy August 26, 2011

micropups 

A popular card games based on the carnivorous bullets of the same name. In keeping with the micro nature of micropups, the micropups card game is a "micro" card game.

Introducing the Game.
Before the game is dealt the dealer must first announce game by simultaneously shrugging their shoulders (ever so slightly) and announcing "micropups." For more advanced players, a silent shrug often suffices.

Play
After all antes or blinds are on the table, the dealer begins play by dealing one card face down to each player. Each player then looks at his or her cards and a standard round of betting occurs. A second face down card is dealt to each player still in the game. Another round of betting. Then comes the one community card which is dealt face up and is used in each player's hand. Another round of betting. After all the betting is done, each player still in the game will reveal their hands and determine the winner.

Hand Rank
There are no microstraights or microflushes in micropups. The highest hand is aces, followed by three kings, etc.. then two aces, two kings, etc.. and finally high card. In the case of a tie (high community card or pair) the highest kicker (the next highest card in each of the "tied" hands) takes the pot.

In micropups, the aces (often referred to in regular poker as "bullets") are called micropups because not only are they the highest card – they are cute and they will kill you.

micropups by Peace and Carrots August 2, 2006