4 definitions by chxndler

For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

“Guys come on, who dopped in the shower?”
“Someone tell Eric to stop dopping in his single”

“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party”