Definitions by chxndler

twinkie 

Homosexual slang that refers to a fat twink

“That Paul Blart guy’s a real twinkie, huh”

twinkie by chxndler May 17, 2022

Ventriloqueef 

When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise

“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party”

Ventriloqueef by chxndler May 30, 2021

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

Coronavirus Tour 

College kids traveling around the country with $20 flights knowing that coronavirus for their demographic just means the sniffles so they aren’t risking much. Online college courses mean that they can study from anywhere

For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck

Coronavirus Tour by chxndler March 14, 2020

Dopp

Verb
Depending on context can mean to masturbate or to ejaculate.

“Guys come on, who dopped in the shower?”
“Someone tell Eric to stop dopping in his single”

Dopp by chxndler December 6, 2019