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Extreme fatigue felt about a day later from doing an activity. Often experienced in Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/ Myalgic Encephalitis (CFS/ME) after a small amount of exertion such as walking slowly for five minutes or taking a shower.
I took a shower yesterday and today I’m bedbound from flexhaustion
by DrSpoonie April 4, 2019
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GAP - (Silicon Valley) Google American Princess. (GAP) a female, often a pre teen or teenager, in a 1% top earning household, usually from at least one FAANG employed parent. She believes her 1% lifestyle is the norm. She doesn’t understand her privilege. Modern day Marie Antoinette. She avoids difficult thoughts. She enjoys pool parties in the backyard. (Doesn’t everyone have one? she asks incredulously). Lacks empathy or compassion. Gratitude is too much of a bother.

Loved to watch the Disney Princess videos in early childhood. Thinks she is socially aware because she likes rainbows. Completely indulged by the father, who convinces her she needs to be protected. Snowflake. Fully expects she will attend Stanford someday despite lacking credentials. Requires trigger warnings. Completely. Entitled.
See that girl in the TESLA with her Au pair? She’s a GAP kid.
by DrSpoonie October 10, 2020
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Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!
by DrSpoonie April 20, 2019
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The act of getting other, often undesirable tasks done while avoiding the task that is causing procrastination.
I had an evening of procrastivity cleaning my room instead of writing the history essay.
by DrSpoonie October 24, 2022
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