mikkhel
Mikkhel is a strong brave man he loves tits and never does anal he is straight and tall he can be a asscrack but fucks bitches for a hobby so that stables it
mikkhel by Jorge Brown April 11, 2020
Words you can keep
Mads Mikkelsen
A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013
Mikkel Nielsen
Mikkel Nielsen by Lil KroGhLY May 1, 2019
Mikkelwav
ex-Ballmart large corporation shoplifter who has oral sex with esmbot everyday. Commonly associated with the gay and transitioning fandom. A charming newgrounds user who plays max-the-elf everyday after coming home (a barn) from work (stripping). Hee/haa/hoo/haa/hee bronouns for this individual. Fangz for reading<3
Mikkel
Mikkel is used alot in northern Norway. Mikkel comes from the Saami name Mihkkal and has been translated to many languages. Mikkel has been translated to English as Michael and alot of people name their children so. Mikkel is synonymous with intelligence. If you want a child with extreme intelligence then name it Mikkel! If you want a child with extreme intelligence and good looks as well, then you should name your child Mikkel Isak. Because Mikkel is synonymous with intelligence as Isak is with good looks and strength.
Mikkel Isak is soo hot and Awesome, he even taught me math with 1 sentence
"Math = functions + Numbers"
"Math = functions + Numbers"
Mikkel by Mikkel Isak March 3, 2008
Mikkel
Mikkel is that guy that has alot of freinds in school but when hes home nobody wants to play with him so he just jerks off. he even looks at porn while chatting.
Mikkel by NotTheAveragePerson May 23, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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