microvibe 

A feeling or vibe that is so subtle, stupid, or fake that it can't even be called a real vibe. Like a "microaggression," some people might not even pick up on it.

*After microdosing*: "I'm microvibing pretty hard guys."
or
"This guitar riff is giving me SERIOUS microvibes right now!"

microvibe by AschleyMadison October 8, 2020

Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

microfibrophia 

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

microfibrophia by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

microfibrichalosinophobia 

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

microfibrichalosinophobia by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018

microsite 

Male, Female, Microsite

I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.

As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.

microsite by Mr Nija December 4, 2013

MicroVirgin 

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

MicroVirgin by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Microbeej 

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

Microbeej by beastboner February 4, 2015