Microbeej 

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

Microbeej by beastboner February 4, 2015

Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

microbrew 

1. n. Beer which is produced locally in small quantities or breweries and not nationally distributed. Oposite of Budweiser or Labatts. Served mostly in local bars, Brasseries, and at beer festivals. Can also be obtained through mail order clubs on the net.

Damn, that Saint-Ambroise is a good Microbrew.

microbrew by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

micropeen queen 

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

micropeen queen by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

micropeen 

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

micropeen by G-Noles March 10, 2010

Microbrew Monday 

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

Microbrew Monday by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

microbrew 

A microbrew loses its exclusive status when bought out by large corporately funded breweries or it is distributed nationally.

New Belgium Brewing Company used to make microbrews but since becoming a widely popular beer company its brews have changed status and become premium (American) domestic beers.

microbrew by Molly C November 5, 2007