micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.

his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.

by reverendmo June 21, 2010

micropenis

A penis under 3 inches in length

borgos pet turtle has a larger penis than him, that was the moment he realized he had a micropenis

by el carbo March 31, 2007

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

micropenis

Tiny penis usually less than 2 inches in length.

Lafonda refuses to have sex with Jamal because he had a micropenis.

by Jamal Jackson Jay April 03, 2010

micropenis

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched
also scott lathams secret fethish

that boy has a micropenis!!
"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)

by bowboy in da hood April 01, 2003

micropenis

less then 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. laughed at by anyone who can find it. mini-dick.

"I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL"

by ricardodelc January 13, 2009

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

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by Webster July 05, 2003