26 definitions by OneFuckingMachete

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...

That Gay Guy Across The Street

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Shell Necklace

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Shell Necklace be like skskskksk

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

1-800-273-8255

A song created by the music artist Logic. This number is also associated with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. If you are ever going through a state of depression or anxiety and are having suicidal thoughts, call 1-800-273-8255

Call 1-800-273-8255 if you need any help. You are not alone.

by OneFuckingMachete September 30, 2019

MicroVirgin

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis

My wrist slit

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Antonio

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019