25 definitions by OneFuckingMachete

Bingo Bango

What Cricket Green says before having sex with his sister. They have a 2 year old child now on accident

Bingo Bango, Tilly

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019

1-800-273-8255

A song created by the music artist Logic. This number is also associated with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. If you are ever going through a state of depression or anxiety and are having suicidal thoughts, call 1-800-273-8255

Call 1-800-273-8255 if you need any help. You are not alone.

by OneFuckingMachete September 30, 2019

Antonio

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

allahu akbar

The thing I shouted when I was gonna run into the game stop

allahu akbar fuckers

by OneFuckingMachete October 13, 2019