OneFuckingMachete's definitions

MicroVirgin

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Kushinity

Virginity for Kush

I lost my Kushinity with Mark

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Store

A hotspot people go to to have anal sex. I am losing my mind...

Store is super

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Penis

Me

Dick is penis

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019