Cartel

My Mexican ass

Cartel be like

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Store

A hotspot people go to to have anal sex. I am losing my mind...

Store is super

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Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

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1-800-273-8255

A song created by the music artist Logic. This number is also associated with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. If you are ever going through a state of depression or anxiety and are having suicidal thoughts, call 1-800-273-8255

Call 1-800-273-8255 if you need any help. You are not alone.

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Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

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Antonio

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

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Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

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