microhoe 

A tiny hoe with a little penis.
He's cute though

Microhoe you hoe, get in the corner!

microhoe by Microhello guy November 13, 2021

Microhome 

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

Microhome by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

microherd 

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.

Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.

microherd by JCEG November 20, 2006

microhooker 

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

microhooker by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

Microhog 

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

Microhog by cryptocuck July 30, 2019

microhouse 

Minimalistic housemusic often associated with the german label Kompakt. A favorite with european hipsters.

That guy have lots of Justus Köhncke on his Mp3-player. He wanna be as hip as Erlend Øye and the guys at Vice.

microhouse by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004

Micrhoewave

If you have a micrhoewave as a friend, consider yourself a lucky son of a female dog. This person is a legend 9 times out of 10 and one of the kindest and realest people you meet. This person is impossible to make angry, they'll just laugh at you and make you angry at yourself.

"This micrhoewave is not a hoe"

Micrhoewave by Microhello guy November 12, 2021