Microhog

When you got a tunacan shaped dick and like to talk about it to your bros for some reason.

"Trip Vee of 'The Lifted' has a microhog. He keeps talking about it to me like I care."

by cryptocuck July 30, 2019

Microhog

When your lab partner is hogging the microscope

Dave you are being SUCH a microhog

by JOHN XX GAMER February 11, 2009

Microhome

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

microhooker

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

microhouse

Minimalistic housemusic often associated with the german label Kompakt. A favorite with european hipsters.

That guy have lots of Justus Köhncke on his Mp3-player. He wanna be as hip as Erlend Øye and the guys at Vice.

by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004

Microhobby

In these days of constant distraction, hyperactive advertising, media, social networks, cool devices, gadgets, geekery, sport, clubs, activities, short haul weekends away, gigs, shows, films, festivals, and er, the 9to5 work that pays for it all, can anyone really have the time to form a proper hobby? Devote regular time each week to actually turn up and do stuff? I’m not so sure…

The affliction of having microhobbies is similar to the advanced nerd manifestation that is NADD and has the same cause - always searching for something new, something cool, the new high thats comes from finding something out, finding out how it links into the world and expands your mental map of everything. Once linked, of course, it serves no further purpose in itself, why should it? Why stop there when it can be used to understand the next cool thing? Time to move onto it. Now, now now!

A microhobby just like a regular hobby with the important exception of commitment and any longterm interest or building of skill. Microhobbies are entered into with much gusto, breathless enthusiasm, non-stop bluster and chatting to anyone who will listen, do all your research, buy all the kit, get involved, get really involved, get distracted by something shiny, get confused, get bored, go home, try something else…

Sufferers would love to be brilliant at something, anything, but there’s simply too much they want to do. There’s too much to know about, so much opportunity to try new things, that they seem to never build up depth in any particular area.

Buying that new Telecaster you've always wanted to play, buy some tab, some replacement strings, take two weeks off work and play solidly (and badly) and imagine yourself the Next Big Thing. Then go back to work, sadly, and get caught up in going out to some gigs, shows, meeting mates etc, think how cool it would be to learn the drums, forget all about your obsession for the guitar, put it away for six months then sell it. You've now played guitar, well done. Check the box, tell your friends "I used to play guitar" and never think of it again.

You've just had a microhobby.

by JonSedar January 14, 2008

Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019